See that’s just the thing about saying you’ll pay $2 a share for Bear Stearns and then, after a period of brief reflection (and verbal lynchings by Bear shareholders) showing just the tiniest bit of weakness about quintupling the bid. As two Michigan pension funds take legal action to fight even the sweetened offer, here are a few reasons why JPMorgan’s Jamie Dimon might want to stop doing things out of the kindness of his heart and go back to doing what he does best: take no prisoners.

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